Some random creative lines that are running through my head. Some if this is warcraft-ish, some just observational. The further you read the less responsibility I take for your sanity and my writing. [rant inc]
sunders a raging horde,
never to find peace.
Proudly she walks on,
while adversity abounds.
I stand still amazed.
And lastly something that makes even my sense of sarcasm twinge with political incorrectness: I was chatting in guild a few days ago about the definition of wife. Its one of those guild chat conversations that stays borderline polite, but we’re taking the piss out of each other. When one guys says something like obviously you don’t know the definition of w.i.f.e.
I didn’t know what he was talking about so used the google:define tool to look it up. The 8th result was:
define: wife = A lady who said “I will” and has done so ever since.
…I did warn you. That is just mean. I bet she would say far worse things about her husband. Or perhaps her ex-husband. Reminds me of the Devils Dictionary, as that is pretty subtle.
My toon called Erosion was an Undead Rogue. He was bad and I loved the fact he was built for the purpose of killing Topper McNabb. But that is history and we all know that (a) Erosion gets worse of over time, and (b) I love a good experiment.
So to make Erosion worse I’ve re-rolled the character name as a Dwarf Hunter.
Erosion - Wearing shirts is for pansies
I’ve always bitched about hunters. A lot. Its not that I didn’t like them per-say, but I always found that 40% of the bad players were Hunters (I know that they now all re-rolled Death Knight, but hey).
But I have a confession…I rolled one. [ insert dramatic music ] Well I’ve rolled them before, but this one is potentially different. Usually this means getting 3 levels of Huntery goodness and deciding that I hate it and stopping. Sometimes I get near level 8 and think it might be ok, and once I got to level 10 and then couldn’t be farked.
This time though I’ve reached over level 10 and tamed a pet. By god that makes a difference.
Anyone who thought the Death Knight was easy had better re-roll Hunter and see what a click-to-kill experience farming is like. A typical combat goes like this:
- Target mob with left click
- press 1 to start macro for Hunter’s Mark and PetAttack
- press 2 for Concussive shot
- press 3 for Arcane shot
- let the autoshots flood by
It could not be easier than that! If I fart around with a cast sequence macro, and use tab targeting I’m sure I can get this down to something that a Drinking Water Duck can do.
The worst part fo all this: its fun.
There is much rejoicing about the iPhone based authentication recently released, and why not? Its a free version of the keychain. I said previously:
This little app has the potential to help every one of the millions of Blizzard clients, and if done well will help change our expectation of online services.
But they’ve got it 90% right. I tested the sign-up process and have found two things that I don’t like.